The Wife and I were out shopping the other day. When we got in line together she had her couple of items and I had my one. At the time, for a reason I can’t remember now, I told her to use her bank card for her stuff and I would take care of mine with another card. Being the proper Dyke that I am, I was standing behind R. So during my check out when the lady asked for my ID she came out with a question that I wasn’t prepared to answer. Now, granted, I have the endless list of comebacks when I get sir-ed but when she asked me if we were SISTERS I was floored. After I said NO, it took me a few seconds to figure out where that question came from…..myDUHmoment. She saw two cards with the same last names and I missed a good comeback moment, shit. Next time. I can’t wait, this is going to be fun.
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