You ever see those cute little family car window decals that people are putting on the rear windows these days? Well, I’ve wanted to do my family on my rear but have decided that they don’t have all the characters that I would need. No problems with the two dogs, I can even get a small and large version, same with the cat. And I was delighted to see they have a couple of birds to choose from too so I could properly represent Buddy the bird. Ok, so the “kids” are covered. The Wife is covered too. Here’s where I run into problems. First one is my Dad. He lives with us and he’s around 88 years old and he’s a very cool guy too. But they don’t have an elderly type person, like with a cane and a little hunched over. I can’t pick the typical man figure because that just wouldn’t fit my Dad. Then there’s me, the Dyke. I can’t be the man, I don’t want to be the man and I don’t want to be the teenager with the spike type hair and I definitely can’t be the Mom type figure either. I want to be the dyke, but they don’t have dyke choices. A figure with pants or shorts, short hair, shirt and TITS should be my option for me. Would that be so hard to do? Or is it that even in the stick family car window decal world, they don’t believe in alternative families? In a perfect world, my rear window would have…..an old man with a cane, a dyke, a wife, big dog, medium cat, small dog and a bird. Maybe I should try the custom family sticker option.
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