My nice neighbor came over this morning, I met her at the front door and she asked me if I knew that there was all white stuff on my car’s passenger side. I said “white stuff? No”. I went outside and sure enough, either driving into or from work yesterday I must have gone through a fkn elephantine pile of white paint. There were globs of it in the wheel wells as well as artistic splattering effects all along the doors. FKME. 500 miles on the damn car and it’s already getting detailed.
Oh please short men from South of the border, get all the goo off.
UPDATE: all day at the detailing place + 45 bucks + tip and it's back even shinier than when I picked it up off the lot.
shots of tequila for everyone!