…my way. Ok ladies here it is, the real ending that should have happened on the L word last night. There’s a tremendous amount of disappointment in the universe today because of the infinite amount of loose ends the show created. It’s kinda like being handcuffed to the bed posts and watching your partner walk out of the room with the key. The shows' ending gave us a number of “hey, wait a minute” moments. Well, here are some of the major ties so some of us can all stop walking in circles and get on with our lives. (Originally posted as a comment on Solo’s blog.)
Jenny died right after she and Bette talked. Bette left the room and Jenny did one of her famous over dramatic, hands in air dance and pirouetted right off the unsecure deck, falling and cracking her head pool side. We all fucking knew that the deck was still unfinished, not safe and this was how she was going to die, right? Jenny’s death was an accident.
TiBet moves to NYC and during the summer they’ll go to P-Town and get married. They adopt a kid every year for the next 4 years. Bette is a stay at home mom and Tina is a big success in her new job. The two go dirty dancing every Friday night and their sex continues to be as hot as ever.
Max has a baby boy and a year later he is still trying to decide if he should keep his son or put him up for adoption. Max finally realizes his facial hair looks nothing less but scary and he now shaves twice a day.
Carmen shows up for Jenny’s funeral and hooks up again with Shane for 7 months until Shane dumps her. Shane will always remain a player. In the next 6 years Shane will change her career from photographer, to plumber, to a motivational speaker.
Alice and Tasha will marry as soon as the fucking assholes in California decide gay marriage is ok.
Helena forever stays single because I want my fantasy to remain available to me whenever.
The end, my way.
What would your ending look like?