Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Time to Get Serious

For The Next Two Weeks:

1. No alcoholic beverages will pass my lips.

2. Smoking cigs, cigars and whatever will cease.

3. Junk food will be replaced by fruits and vegetables.

4. More white meat, less red meat (food).

5. Exercising will begin and by the end of the two weeks
I will be at 90 minutes a day excluding Sundays.

6. Now that company has left, all I can eat dessert will continue so I don't get cranky from 1-5 above.

Signed by ME for ME.

If I don't get this started right now, I will literally die when I go to the fitness spa next month and I want to stay around for a while to bug by blogger pals. :)

23 comments:

lesbo said...

On the wagon, eh?
Look at you being so disciplined! You can do it!

Jude said...

You got that right Lesbo, on the wagon. Family visit is over and I've got some detoxing to do. LOL Oh, but I did have a good time.

Windy Days said...

We're on the wagon, too. It was as much a lifestyle decision as a financial one. *sigh* I think I have too many kids to be sober.

Squirty said...

Wow. I applaud you for going cold turkey. I am taking more of a weaning approach.

Dragon said...

Good luck with that!!! it will definatly be healthy if you can stick with it. :-)

Sandy said...

You can do this,Jude.Just remember this is a lifetime committment as short term diets do not work and is bad for the old body,which has many years to go yet.There is life after detoxing.

Jude said...

Hey Sandy, "old body"?
sigh, maybe so.
but i'm so young at heart it offsets any of that old shit.
although, i would die if i had to run around the bases.
sigh, maybe i need that drink.
kidding!
In four weeks I'm going to be spiking that ball over the wallyball net! LOL

Sandy said...

I bring you an O2 tank and a cooler of Gatorade.You only need so much love handles you know.

Real Live Lesbian said...

You go girl! You're gonna be one hottie butch by the end of this!!!

shane rocket said...

whooo are you going to get cranky....


but heh we can live with it for your health!

Jude said...

Real Live, my dream is to be asked for a repeat on a boob tube stroll!

Shane, ref #6 on the list to keep me from turning into a raging bitch.

Propane Amy said...

Oh Jude, you and i will be in the same boat soon. I've got 5 packs of smokes left and that will be it. I better stock up on my baking shit... I'll need a new vice.

lesbo said...

Make sure wifey has the camera readyfor your wallyball spiking extravaganza! We wanna see that!

Dar said...

You know you can do it Jude; you've done it before. :)

Solo said...

Keep #4 and #5 and stop all artificial sweeteners and you'll be svelte in no time! FYI: Aspartame is NOT processed by the human body, can collect in the joints and cause Arthritis!
Geez, reading that list makes me wanna take a nap!

small town dyke said...

Good luck I start next week t back when we get home from vacation! we can all be healthy together!

chris said...

hey good luck! With our vacation coming up in a month and a half, it was just yesterday that I dumped out the chips and chocolate! I've gotta be out of my mind! lol Next to go will be the cigarettes. I've got to be really losing sanity! rofl...again, good luck and it appears you will be in plenty of good company for support! :o)

Monkey Outlaw said...

Ughhhh I have been thinking of some of the same commitments .... gee now I have to motivate knowing you will post your results and I will kick myself if I don't! You go and thanks for the inspiration!

Jude said...

Wow, you gals really kick ass. Thanks so much for your supporting comments! This only inspires me more to stay on track with what I stated in the posting. Day one was good and even ended with dessert! ;)

Sandy said...

You really rock,girlfriend.Keep up the great work.

kandazzle said...

that's hardcore! good luck!

Dawg said...

I'll even hide my beer and only drink when your not looking. She what a good friend I am! LOL

Jude said...

cheers Dawg!

A-HA!, made you take it from behind your back.