I’m slowly waking up and smelling coffee in the air. R walks into the bedroom and announces
“I think we’re out of coffee milk!”
Cloudy Me: “wwwhat?”
The Wife: “I think we’re out of coffee milk” Runs out of the bedroom as I’m still processing what I just heard her say. She walks back in and comes to my side of our supersized bed.
The Wife: “We have coffee milk”
Me: “you trying to scare me?”
She gives me my wake up kiss. All is good.