We were on our way home from our WallyWorld shopping spree on Saturday and someone cuts off the Wife. I mean they intentionally sped up, swung over into our lane almost hitting us after their light turned green while my Wife was casually making a right on red. The Bitch didn’t have to make such a point plus she started to give us the finger after she got in front of us! Nobody gives the Wife the finger. Being a native Jerseyite, I’m an expert with that salute so I gave a few very pronounced actions back at the Bitch. Then she actually turned around and mouthed something while driving, class A-hole driver at this point. My returned FU’s were clearly read.
At the light now the Bitch is in the lane for the freeway entrance and we were two lanes over. She made eye contact with me, started yelling at me and I then overpowered her voice with my own “Eat Shit and Die!” She then drove onto the freeway.
Me: “wow, I haven’t said that in a long time”
The Wife: just stares at me
Me: “well, didn’t she know there was a Dyke in the car?”
The Wife: chuckles and shakes her head
I’m looking for the dyke on board window decal now.