The Wife and I usually spend some time quiet time together in the morning before she rushes off to work. This morning we were sitting out on the deck, I had my second cup of java in hand and we talked:
Wife: Mikey (the cat) has really settled down. He even lets me kiss him on his head. (as opposed to scratching our eyes out like he use to do).
Me: You’re right. He’s stopped attacking me too. Except for the other day he got my leg, I don’t know why. Maybe because I kicked him?
Wife: I’m thinking about what I want for my birthday.
Me: Good! (I had asked her earlier)
Wife: I want a Bos Scaggs CD.
Me: OK, but I want to give you something a little more than a CD. It’s a big birthday.
Wife: "frowning" Hmmm, I would like a new pair of ear rings but not the dangling kind.
Me: “thinking cha-ching! can do that plus add something else to it. mission accomplished”
Me: Hey Hon, how about if we start exercising together? We have the bike and the weights already in the one room. Let’s just start together and make if fun.
Wife: OK and let’s have more sex too.
Me: “thinking CHA-CHA-CHING-A-BING and calmly saying“ Ok, yeah, that sounds good.
Wife: I thought we were going to do it last night.
Me: “what-the-hell sign did I miss last night? Crap!”
Wife: Nothing’s on TV tonight.
Wife: continues to talk but I have no idea about what.
I totally heart my Wife.