Last night's phone conversation the Wife:
Me: Hi Babe.
Wife: Hi, so what did you do today?
Me: Water walked 4 miles, weight circuit, wallyball, healthy blah, blah, blahs.
Wife: That's nice.
Me: How was your day?
Wife: The animals had me up at 4:30 AGAIN. I fell when Harley and Ziggy crashed through the fence. I didn't get time to stop for lunch because of the traffice. We were busy at work. When I got home Ziggy had destroyed the last fuzzy ball and the stuffing was all over the living room. Mikey (the cat) keeps going after Ziggy's neck. Buddy (the parakeet) sings to rap music now.
Me: Really? Rap music. How's your knee's?
Wife: They're fine.
Me: That's good.
Wife: I had to pleasure myself (yes that's how she says that) the other night. You're never going away for two weeks again without me!
Me: O.K. (smiling)
Wife: Baby, I miss you so much. I hate it when you're not here.
Me: I miss you too.
It feels good to know the Wife still loves and appreciates me after all these years. Occasional separations keep our relationship fresh and HOT.
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