Monday, May 11, 2009

Help!

I don’t know how I do it. Dog house time, I just know it.

Last week I signed us up for a trip up to the Long Beach Pride. Bus full of gays, admission to the festival, t-shirt and getting to watch the parade all for 10 bucks a piece. Sounds good, Right? I’m fucked!

I just found out we’re suppose to walk in the parade. This could very well be my last posting.

Ya see for the past four years I’ve finagled the Wife to not only be in San Diego’s and sometimes the Palm Spring parade but to also volunteer at my company’s booth in the festivals. So when I told her we were going to Long Beach’s and we could “watch” the parade and not work, she said TG!

Could someone just break my legs now?

This is going to cost me big time. Advise anyone??

13 comments:

aj said...

Hahaha..

Tell her to get over it because IT'S LONG BEACH! And will be amazing...What's a few hours of walking when compared to a mini-vacation for 10 dollars?

If that doesn't work.. .. Uhm.. I free that weekend.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Plan a romantic picnic for her at the end of the parade route! :)

lesbo said...

Don't tell her. And act reallllly surprised when they tell you that you have to participate LOL

Propane Amy said...

Ouch. Um.... yea... I don't know what to say with this....LOL. May the forsce be with you my friend!!

small town dyke said...

good luck, love the new pic on the profile

shane rocket said...

i agree with lesbo..... it would be in your new healthy interest to play dumb. new photo is spot on!!

kandazzle said...

Get her drunk on the bus ride there? Then she won't even care? Get a doctors note so you don't have to walk? Go find snacks with the wife right before you are supposed to start walking and "accidentally" get seperated from the group? Tell whoever is in charge you saw an old friend yada yada

Jude said...

Yep, it was a dog house visit, but only a short one due to my charming demeanor.

I told the Wife when she was half way through her first margarita and since we were with company and in a public place I only got the evil eye and when we got home I had some explaining to do.

This morning though, all is good again. Well, until next time ;)

Thanks for the advise everyone, I'm sure I'll be using them all for the future.

Dar said...

(chuckling) You should never plan something for someone without clearing it with them first. SHE still has the option to WATCH... (Grinning)

BTW, like your new avatar very much. :)

Jude said...

Since there were only 5 seats left on the bus, I did the email to reserve two of them and then that night I cleared it with the Wife, plus she had to send the check the next day. I just didn't realize that the free T-Shirt wasn't really free. LOL

Now I'm figuring out how I get her to the L.A. Pride too.

Dar said...

(Chuckling and grinning)

LilliGirl said...

You are too good! lol

Dawg said...

Long beach pride, LA pride, hell next year you need to bring her to Tornoto pride ... it's a week long event! Why not go big when entering the dawg house?!?!

Hottie and I are riding with Dykes on Bikes again this year ... we love it!