Me: Hey, I've figured out a way we can get out of having to march in all of the pride parades all the time.
Wife: looking at me with her eyebrows raised and interested. How?
Me: I get a motorcycle.
Wife: stares at me and starts chuckling nervously
Me: Really, I get a bike and then we'll be able to Ride in the parades.
Wife: staring at the TV Honey, please don't stress me out right now.
Me: But don't you think that's a good idea? We'd be riding with Dykes on Bikes and you can be my Bitch.
Wife: Honey, please I'm concentrating on watching American Idol.
Me: But it's a commercial!
Wife: keeps staring at the TV
Ok, so maybe I didn't pick the right time to start to talk about this, my bad, but I'm sure the subject will be brought up again ;)
I've planted the seed.