Here's a few noted observations I've made from my first week at the Spa:
- I've gained more flexability and strength.
- I'm down to one smoke a day with only five left in the pack.
- Straight women want to be on my team. (wallyball)
- People who color coordinate their fitness accessories look stupid.
- Farts are funny during stretch class.
- Watching the belly dancer made me horny.
- A jammed finger takes a long time to heal.
- Sweaty women are hot.
- Sweaty men are gross.
- TG there's more women than men here.
- Playing teams sports rock!
- I blushed everytime the sexy artist told people I was her star pupil in drawing class.
- Tofu can be hidden in any food source.
- Fitness instructors have stone hard legs.
- There is no one as beautiful as my Wife.
- I have eight pounds less of me this week.
My Bod is really ready to double dyke it up next week!
Happy Sunday Everyone!
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