Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Weak in the Knees


Damn those Femmes! And the Wife is a true blue Femme of the first degree.

I don’t think she realizes the power she has over me when she spends that extra time in front of the mirror, gets dressed up in a V neck something then sits across from me to show me her hotness. My gawd, she could ask for anything and I’d agree because she would have me wrapped right around her itty bitty finger while my eyes are glued to her cleavage.

How does a Femme get control over a Dyke like me?

It’s fcking magic.

16 comments:

shane rocket said...

LMAO!!! how funny. glad ur back hookerdyke. cool photo- where are u?

Jude said...

The pin picture? on my deck.

The pic of me? The island of Ilhabela, Brazil.

lesbo said...

Every good dyke deserves a goos femme ;)
Speaking of... Remember those stick people we were searching for a while back? I never had any luck.. How about you?

Dawg said...

I prefer dykes ... not butches ... but dykes.

Tweeners ... inbetween femme and butch. Like Hottie :)

Dragon said...

Yeah, I have to agree with Dawg, I like the in the middle. Girls that have a femme side to them but not extreme girly girl. The girl I am into at the moment fits that. She wears makeup, dresses up HOT but has her lesbian bitch ass attitude.

reeflightning said...

i hear you jude! indeed i do ... heh!

Propane Amy said...

Oh where oh where could my little femme be!! Oh where oh where could she be?? I searched high and low but nobody knows where my little femme could be!!

I was singing that so you figure it out!! LMAO.

I love me a good high maintenance femme, preferably shorter than me, who loves to be the center of my world.

LMFAO!!!! Like that's EVER gonna happen.

Love ya Jude!!! *HUGS*

small town dyke said...

I am as the wife says an uber high ultra femme, but I still rock my Dyke attitude, and for me it's the butchs that make me week in the knees.

Natalie said...

wow...learning new words every day. tweener...never heard that one. interesting...it's all very interesting.

lesbo said...

Natalie--I learned that term from Dawg, too haha

Jude--loving your new pic!

kimber p said...

love your new profile pic :) Vic has said the same thing about me getting ready to go somewhere, she'll just sit there watching me put makeup on or curling my hair and she looks, well...mesmerized. Then she'll stand behind me in the mirror as I'm putting mascara on and lean against the bathroom door...with this shit eating grin on her face....
I like being able to make her feel that way...

aj said...

IT IS MAGIC! I completely agree Jude! :)

Jude said...

Lesbo...no I haven't had any luck with finding the right stick figures. Still looking though.

And "tweener" - I think that's part of the dialect invented by Dawg, or dawgalect. ;)

Dar said...

Nah, it's not magic; it's lust. (wicked grin) ... Glad to see you enjoying the good things in life again. :)

Jen said...

Yay for the love of femmes!
And I love the new pic Jude :)

C said...

hey jude......

wowsie wow wow way to go, you horny lil butch you.

i like to be looked at like that, too. i bet it just turns her on to no end!

keep on having fun..

C