Ziggy can be a royal pain in the butt. He loves to steal things, especially pens. I don't know who the fuck he wants to write a letter too.
He keeps his stash under our bed and yesterday he came running out of the bedroom with something in his mouth. I go look for something to "trade" with him and when he dropped the whatever I see that it's a chewed up mangled red pen, the kind that has liquid ink in it. I picked it up and threw it in the garbage.
I immediately saw a couple of red ink spots on the carpeting. Fuck me.
Later I noticed the red streaks on my shorts. Fuck Ziggy.
When the cat jumped up on my lap for some loving I thought he was losing hair on his neck because I was seeing his skin? Nope, it was pinkish due to the red ink. That shit better be faded, as in gone on the cat by Sunday before the Wife gets home or else....
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