To catch up, we have the Femme Card, the Dyke Card, Butch and the resent addition of the Tweener Card (Dyke Femm mix) for Lesbians to carry around in their appropriate places. With me so far?
After spending the other morning helping the Wife highlighting her hair (see previous posting) and then catching some fun loving flak from some of my friends on blogger (meaning that I might have to turn in my Dyke Card) the following day I asked the Wife to give me a hair cut.
She started out with the normal buzzing of the top and sides (no7 and a fade for the sides) and when she got to the back of my head to scissor cut I told her to go ahead and buzz the back too. She stopped and stood in front of me and asked me if I was sure about that and I told her to do it because what the hell, it's going to grow back anyway. I ended up with the shortest all around cut I've ever gotten. I hopped into the shower to get the itchy scratchy cut hairs off of me.
When I came walking out in my cargo shorts, muscle T and new hairdo the Wife said, "Wow, you look like a Butch-Dyke". So Rocket girl and Lesbo, my Dyke card is history just like you said but it's gotten a replacement card thanks to the Wife because, she would know.
So the question is, would the new classification be called butkey or dytch? ;)