Wife: We're officially invited to the birthday party now, as real invites not just seat fillers.
Me: unimpressed That's nice. I don't want to go.
Wife: I think that's when Cousin N is going to be in town anyway.
Me: So that's the reason why we're not going to that party, right? We'll have Cousin N's party to attend.
Me: And we got invited to the Halloween party.
Wife: We're not going.
Me: laughing Do you even know where we got invited to go?
Wife: Yes, and if you don't want to go to the birthday party I don't want to go to the Halloween party and anyway, we're doing something that night too.
The Wife makes me laugh, giggle and jiggle. She's the one that is keeping me sane in this time of waiting. She told me today she's going to be my nurse tomorrow (I'm getting a minor procedure done). I hope she's going to be wearing a low cut uniform.
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