35 minutes ago
Monday, November 2, 2009
Listen Up Zig
Let me tell you something about your other Mother, she doesn't like you going into her purse.
The idea you had last night of taking her prescription sunglasses out of her purse was a bad one. I know you were only trying to clean them for her and having to chew through the case to get to the glasses was the only way. Understanding your little nose didn't know how to open the glasses up so you could clean the other side of the lens didn't mean that you had to bend the arms all which ways. Even I was afraid to look at the damage you did.
So you know you are on the Wife's shit list and yes, you belong in the dog house. Your cuteness will only carry you so far, I know that one myself. Hang in there little buddy, she'll get over it soon. I'll do my best to help but promise me one thing, you won't fuck with my stuff O.K.?
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