57 minutes ago
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Butch Card Renewed
I've renewed my butch card for 2010.
Last week I walked in the local sport store with my chest all puffed out, went up to the counter and told the girl I wanted to purchase a fishing license. She smiled and proceeded to put out the special pad and asked me if I wanted to add Pier onto it, I said "no thank you". Then she asked me how many poles I was going to use. Now that almost sounded a little personal to me but I told her I was only going to use one at a time. She said I could always add other options later. I smiled. She rung up the sale and forty-fucking-three-California dollars later, I walked out of the store with my new 2010 butch card placed securely in my wallet that was tucked tightly in my right rear pocket.
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