Thursday, January 21, 2010

Butch Card Renewed


I've renewed my butch card for 2010.

Last week I walked in the local sport store with my chest all puffed out, went up to the counter and told the girl I wanted to purchase a fishing license. She smiled and proceeded to put out the special pad and asked me if I wanted to add Pier onto it, I said "no thank you". Then she asked me how many poles I was going to use. Now that almost sounded a little personal to me but I told her I was only going to use one at a time. She said I could always add other options later. I smiled. She rung up the sale and forty-fucking-three-California dollars later, I walked out of the store with my new 2010 butch card placed securely in my wallet that was tucked tightly in my right rear pocket.

Jealous?

22 comments:

SquirtyB said...

Nope! Fish are icky!

CrackerLilo said...

I'm not jealous at all, but I'm happy for you.

small town dyke said...

Go you!

greg said...

I like it and I like it a lot. Show em how it's done.

2momswithaplan said...

Whoa... I've never had a butch card before!

That's fancy!

Dragon said...

Nice, I love fishing, jealous, no, I think ours is only $25. Whats with all the questions, geez just give me the license.

Jude said...

Dragon...she had the hots for me.

;)

Propane Amy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fishing licenses in MN were 18 bucks. I have no clue how much they are in OH. I haven't decided if I'm getting one yet. I think after fishing MN for seven years, OH may be a disappointment.

wellyfood said...

Holy shit! I can't believe you have to pay to go fishing! I'm in NZ and you can fish anywhere, anytime and no fees. The only thing I pay for is my beer :D

LilliGirl said...

Um. Not so much.

I would drink a beer beside you, eat your freshly caught fish but skip out on all the catching and cleaning. eeewwww

lesbo said...

$43?!
jesus! that's practically rape.

you could buy new shoes with that money! ;)

Blazer said...

I am jealous. Being as I am a native of California, I'm used to the things being a bit pricey. Used to fish in the Sierras all the time (stream fishing for trout), haven't been for 15 years now. Is it ocean fishing you do?

jelly said...

It's $30 here in NJ I believe, for your butch card.

Jude said...

Expensive fishing licenses is one of the many ways we pay for the normally beautiful and perfect weather here.

Blazer, I do mostly lake fishing around here (where you have to also pay for a day pass to fish on the lake...lol). I've tried pier but never have much luck with that and I want to do lobster fishing but I think the season just ended.

Have to move to NZ for the free fishing!

Mrs. Loudshoes said...

Very jealous....I love fishing. I paid 12 bucks (Canadian) for a one day license in Quebec last year. No idea what a Butch Card costs here.

billiegail said...

A card carrying butch! Gotta love it! I just found your website. I'll be back!
...gail

Mel's Way or No Way said...

At that cost it should come with a guarantee.

I've never been fishing (I hang my head in shame). For $43 I could get a great purse or shoes instead.

Have fun and hope you hook a big one. :)

C said...

although i could really enjoy the serenity of fishing, i am deathly afraid of worms! seriously! and there is NO way i could touch a dieing fishie let alone dissect it etc to eat it! oh my god, you are SO butch. so is diane but i'm just a pussy. a big ole one armed gimpy PUSSY!

i however will enjoy fresh white trout if it's filleted and i don't have to see it's lil face or guts.... i can't eat it if the head or tail is on. [throws up a lil in mouth here]

yukky....

my personal butch card is a get out of jail free card from an ole monopoly game that i pull out every now and then to get out of chores!

that's how much i am a wuss-pussy.

lmao

c

Camlin said...

I haven't fished since I was a kid. I can handle the worms, but my parents used to make me clean the fish myself......

Monkey Outlaw said...

Nope def not since they don't cost as much in Missouri! Guess your fish are richer than our little old hillbilly trout! LOL!

But hats off to the sway out of the store!

Jen said...

B loves to fish. She bought me a PA fishing license this summer ... because I'm out of state, guess how much? Like $65! Ha. And I'm not even butch :)

canihelpyousir said...

Okay, when I get to SD - Hooters and fishing. I need that Butch Card. The fishing one, I mean.