Wednesday, January 20, 2010

How to Avoid Shock


It's simple. Don't ever take 8 weeks off from work!

My first day back is today and I'm in a daze, turning in circles on my chair and blabbering gibberish. Basically, I'm in shock. Good news is, it's hump day. Yes, I was thinking ahead for that one but why didn't I pick Thursday as my return day?

Bottom line is, work sucks but at least my parking spot is still available. OK, bitch session is over.

I'm happy that I have a job and I'm ever so happy I have my life.

12 comments:

lesbo said...

soon enough it'll be vaca time again!
have fun with the chair twirling!

2momswithaplan said...

I love chair twirling! It makes the room spin around!

Plans... What Plans!?! said...

Great point!!! Even though I'm super stressed and hating my job right now, I'm glad I have one!!!

Looking forward to my 10 day vacation coming up very soon!! I don't know how you took 8 weeks and are even close to sane sitting down at your desk!!!

Dawg said...

Yes. Be happy you have a job! Because then you can buy your kegs of beer :)

And rock out in Vegas with me!

small town dyke said...

Glad you still have the parking spot!! And if your rocking vegas with dawg I want to crash!!!

Ang said...

Awww...sorry you had a rough day...you will get back into the swing of things.

Monkey Outlaw said...

LOL chair twirling! Now I have to go look and see when I am coming back after three weeks off!

LilliGirl said...

I hope you remember to roll after you twirl...By next week you'll feel you've been back a month and be really ready for the keg. ;)

Mel's Way or No Way said...

So you are back in the trenches. You no longer get to live the life of a "kept" woman. So sad :(

When you're tired of spinning on the chair maybe you could arrange chair races in the hall. Smile...only 2 days left.

canihelpyousir.com said...

"I'm in a daze, turning in circles on my chair and blabbering gibberish."

Sounds like a normal work day for me, now that I think about it.

At least it's the weekend soon.

C said...

yes........... we must be happy for the little things in life that say, erm, like um, pay for the big things we desire!

i dread going back.... fucking dread it.

c

Camlin said...

Eight weeks off work would make me dizzy! But, like you, I'm so grateful to have a job.

Vegas???