From the stupid emails, just this week I was offered:
Get that natural perky look without surgery and stop spending $100.00 on speciality bras and lifts. WTF?
Let me tell you something. First of all I've never spent 100 bucks on something that holds up by boobs. Secondly, they are still up, on their own thank you. The nips might be looking at my feet but the boobs are still where they belong and well contained inside my gini t's or wife beater's (crappy names for my fav underwear). Anyhoo, no I don't need 20 lifts for 10 bucks.
Then 20 minutes later I was asked if I've ever taken YazYas stuff and have suffered any side effects like heart attacks. Well, I've never had a reason to be on birth control so delete!
The next day I got an very exciting email telling me all about the latest and greatest in the technology of forklifts, reach trucks and order pickers. Dude! This is my personal email address NOT my work and anyway, I don't do the warehouse stuff anymore. Been there, done that, delete!
And now today, 50PLUS Singles wants me to meet my someone special for free and get live video, audio, text chat and communicate anonymously. Why the hell I would want to go into some membership with a bunch of single over 50 anonymous people is beyond me. If they can't tell me who the fuck they are, I don't want to know them. And, fuck you for thinking that I'm over 50! Unsubscribe then delete!
What kind of email shit do you get?
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