Friday, October 1, 2010

Butch Fluster

Mrs Jude and I went to the casino last night. This place has a delicious free (that ends up not being free, if you know what I mean) lobster buffet. When we were leaving the place I told Mrs Jude I had to go to the ladies room and well, here's the story.

The bathrooms are situated through the same, very wide open entrance. You walk through this entrance and make a right to go into the ladies room and left for the mens room.

I was wearing my typical outfit of cargo shorts, t-shirt and converse star sneakers. Yes, I looked butch and I guess the outfit along with my visible forearm and leg tattoos just confuses the hell out of people. The funny incident happened only in a matter of seconds but it's still making me laugh.

I was walking out of the ladies room nearing the doorway as three middle age Asian ladies were approaching to enter. They were lined up, one behind each other when the leader of the three suddenly looked a little confused and instead of continuing with what should have been a right turn she started going left. At this point I was only three feet away from her and still walking out. She left turned but then noticed the mens room figure sign which made her continue to go left resulting in a complete circle and her two followers did the same.

I kept on walking out through the circle parade and began laughing to myself because I knew exactly what just happened. I can't make this shit up and I have to love the havoc I sometimes cause when I have to use the ladies room.

When Mrs Jude walked out and saw me waiting for her she interlocked her arm into my arm and we proceeded to walk out of the casino. Causing confusion at the doorway of the ladies room then walking out with a beautiful Femme on my arm, I'm one very happy and lucky proud Butch.

12 comments:

greg said...

Now that's funny.

And thanks for this lobster craving I won't be able to shake all weekend. mmm

ChainsawChick said...

I have had a few of these incedents myself and can't help but chuckle:)

ChainsawChick said...

I have had a few of these incedents myself and can't help but chuckle:)

B said...

Rolling on the floor!

Em said...

I'm on the femme side of the equation and back in the early 90s I had a t-shirt that said "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" from Don't Panic. I got very confused double-takes. Especially in truck stops. (Huh? No, wait, what?)

sbarec said...

Those are some of the moments I live for, I spend so much of my life fitting into the box that when I'm off the clock with every situation that requires my fitting in, I love to see how much I don't.

I definitely think one of the best gender confusion situations I've ever had was on vacation with my girl. We were both pretty butch, we're both in the ladies room and some unsuspecting little girls found "two boys" in the bathroom. The looks I watched pass across these girls' faces as they peaked in the door at us was amazingly funny.

kym said...

Good story!! c:

And lobster, yum, thanks for the craving.

tommy said...

Yep, still my hero :)

Mel's Way or No Way said...

*Big grin*

I have to admit, in my younger and un-enlightened days I've been in the position of those asian ladies and had to take a double take to make sure I wasn't going in the wrong door. Go ahead and laugh at me all you want...I'll laugh at myself harder. :)

notjustafemme said...

I'm glad you can laugh about these instances.

And you are one lucky butch with that fancy femme on your arm. I love you both.

C said...

bwahahahaha i can just see you now! totally wonderful, this is... totally...

CJ said...

That is great. Out and proud - love it. I can just picture the confusion on their faces, lol.